KYLERSIM™The Institute for Quarterback Outcomes · The Vertical Wing🏛️ THE INSTITUTE
THE INSTITUTE FOR QUARTERBACK OUTCOMES · LINE-OF-SIGHT STUDIES DIVISION · EYE LEVEL: HONEST
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The Institute's most vertically efficient subject processes a full-speed NFL defense
without ever seeing one. The offensive line averages 6'6". He does not. The exhibits:
throw touchdowns to men you have never visually confirmed, then go home, boot up
DUTY CALLS (legally distinct), and defend your double XP from a contract clause
that grows more sentient every weekend. His aim — in both exhibits — is genuinely elite.
That was never the question.
100% UNOFFICIALRECEIVERS SEEN (CAREER): 0COMPLETIONS: FAITH-BASEDFILM STUDIED: 0:00 / 4:00 (§3, THE ADDENDUM)DOUBLE XP: ACTIVE
The Exhibits
TWO EXPERIMENTS · ONE SIGHTLINE · ZERO FILM
Sightline Data
DEPT. OF LINE-OF-SIGHT STUDIES · UPDATES AS YOU PLAY
Receivers visually confirmed
0
Career. Completions to them anyway: hundreds. Echolocation.
Scouting hops
0
The legs are the film room.
Best blind drive
0
Out of 8. Thrown at memories. The memories ran great routes.
XP earned (doubled)
0
Film hours earned in the same period: see adjacent tile. Any adjacent tile. They all say zero.
Reviews
FROM THE POCKET, THE LOBBY, AND §3 OF THE ADDENDUM
★★★★★
We heard he's back there. Sounds fast. Great kid, probably.
— The Offensive Line (via group statement, looking straight ahead)
★★★★★
I describe the field to him like a radio drama and he throws for 300 yards. Five stars. Uncanny. A little frightening.
— A scout (hoarse)
★☆☆☆☆
We have never met.
— The Film App (0:00 / 4:00)
★★★★★
Carried our squad all weekend. Didn't know he had a day job.